Men and Ladies thank me, I just found out how to enlarge penis?

I was a bit immature with my previous questions if you look at my activity which I apologize for.I think I may have found out how to enlarge my penis and I think it's from protein in chicken. It makes sense seeing as how the penis is a muscle so the protein just enlarges it even more. I also think make your penis darker/ tanning it may do the trick as this will block harmful UAV rays strinking it from the sun which causes shrinkage.